After breaking two lawnmowers I kind of, sort of let the back of the yard get out of control. There were entirely too many rocks to even attempt to get them out and once the weeds took over all hope was lost. Oh well. Big thanks to my cousin Mark and his company Sterling Lawn and Landscape for keeping the rest of it looking good!
My eventual recourse was to go sit in a random hole back there and think about where it all went wrong…